[Chances are if you can't remember it, it wasn't worth remembering, or you were too drunk. At least, that's how Peter sees it. But wait, you caught his attention.]

Whoa, whoa, New York was invaded? What, like full on War of the Worlds?

[Because he's sure he'd have heard of that--or maybe not. Earth was kind of like that awkward cousin of a planet everyone ignored.]

Okay, alien invasion aside, don't tell me you've never heard of it. Captain America? Star Spangled zero-to-hero?

[There's another bite of his shaved ice, concentrating on getting a considerably stubborn piece onto his spoon.]

Used to collect the cards back home...They're probably worth a fortune now.