[...ok, you might not be so stupid as you look: maybe like marginally. He grins as he starts up his storytelling.]

Alright, so it starts out in this marketplace. And these troopers were shoving around this merchant, so I step in just to knock a couple helmets together. And it's easy, thrashing two of them on your own, but I didn't notice the whole squadron coming in out of nowhere!

And all this time I've got this crewmate Kanan yammering on and on in my ear about being late...

[Wild, huh?]