[ ah, but he's a jack of all trades. Whatever the mistress wants, well... He simply shook his head and smiled wanly ]

I know it's unfair to take advantage, but if you don't mind? It will be just this once unless... [ he sighed ] This place truly isn't fair. I dislike thinking of Oswald in a place like this. He wouldn't like it. [ for all the obvious reasons, of course. ]