All right, but you're not dragging me down with you. So let's get you settled a-sap.
[Strong Bad corrals him into the convenience shop, lingering a little closer than usual in case he collapses. One quick purchase later and they're back outside.]
Okay. Which way to your place? I'm not staying out among the weirdos a second longer than necessary.
[That's the odd thing about this town...the people who pass by are almost invariably joined at the hip, all up in each other's grills. Like you're suddenly required to breath your friend's oxygen.
Surely all that touchy stuff is just their way of messing with the newbies on the block, right? He'd joke about it. Because it had to be a joke.]
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[Strong Bad corrals him into the convenience shop, lingering a little closer than usual in case he collapses. One quick purchase later and they're back outside.]
Okay. Which way to your place? I'm not staying out among the weirdos a second longer than necessary.
[That's the odd thing about this town...the people who pass by are almost invariably joined at the hip, all up in each other's grills. Like you're suddenly required to breath your friend's oxygen.
Surely all that touchy stuff is just their way of messing with the newbies on the block, right? He'd joke about it. Because it had to be a joke.]