If we were getting free cuddles with the ladies, that would be pretty worth it. But reality disappoints yet again.

[He shakes his head.]

It's all lies. It's been years since I've hugged anybody and it's never hurt before.

[Oh wait. He's not supposed to admit that.]

Uh---I mean, of course, that it feels like it's been years. Because doing that as a horse would've been horrifying on several levels.

[C'mon Marty, let's get home. He nudges him frantically.]